• Songwriters: Trey Anastasio, Jon Fishman, Mike Gordon, Pagde McConnell

Won't you step into the freezer
Seize her with a tweezer

Won't you step into the freezer
Tease her with a tweezer

It's gonna be cold cold cold cold cold

Won't you step into the freezer
Please her with a tweezer

Won't you step into the freezer
Please her with a tweezer

It's gonna be cold cold cold cold cold

Look who's in the freezer
Uncle Ebenezer