• Songwriters: Sam Lucid, Jeremy Holden Kaplan, Brian Patrick Murray

There was a wook who lived on the side of the mountain
All the drugs that he took, they prevented him from showering
He was just like you, and just like me
'Till an old man gave him some of that LSD

Well the MDA, got his DNA
Drained his bank account, and took his job away
No more fancy house, no more long week days
'Cause the life he lives is now an endless haze